i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…
Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.
That’s a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.
imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour
cute things to call your girlfriend:
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7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°